Note to Wife...
Buy One Get One Free is not a command :)
My mother loves her animals and me;
And, of course, my brother Kirei's in there, too.
She shows her love quite unmistakably:
She feeds us all, no matter where or who.
I haven't sprouted yet a bushy tail,
Nor has my brother grown a toothy snout;
But I sometimes feel a dog in such detail
I pant and bark and scurry all about.
But I am glad my mother has a love
That cuts across all moods.
I know that her sweet feelings long will move
Me to appreciate her food!